We
were crossing a rice paddy in the Z , up to our ankles and beyond in the
goo that is a rice paddy when the officer, Cory Hart, that I worked with
turned to me and said that I needed to camouflage myself when we got past
the paddy. I told the officer that I was six foot six, had a ten foot
antenna on my back, was in the middle of an open field and asked what
difference a bunch of twigs stuck in my helmet would do to keep me from
being less obvious than I already was. He insisted on being an officer and ordering
me to camouflage anyway.
When we got through the paddy I past by a
large leafed tropical plant. The leaves were as large as I was so
the idea came to me to cut one of the leafs off the plant, cut two
eye-holes in the leaf and put the stalk of the leaf in the rubber band
that most of us had
for our helmets to put our cigarettes and pencils and whatever we could
carry in that strap on our helmets. I did all of this as we were
continuing to go through the jungle with the officer still in front of me.
I pulled out my pistol and with
it in one hand and my k bar in the other I began to act as if I were
sneaking along behind the officer. I would suddenly turn to imaginary enemy and make motions with the pistol and k bar from behind this large
leaf. I waited for the moment that the officer would turn around to see
me, and that moment came when the men's laughter behind me became so
obvious that the officer had to turn to see what
was so funny.
When he did turn we made eye contact and from his view it was a
pair of eyes behind a large leaf with a pistol in one hand and a k bar
in the other. I could tell by his look that he wanted very much to burst
out laughing, but he did not and said, "Whiznuts", which
is what he called me instead of my real name, "I thought that I
told you to camouflage!"
I screamed from behind the leaf from
my eye holes “Sir, you mean you can see me Sir? I am camouflage!” The officer never broke into the laughter that I believe
would have broken most men, and turned back away from me to continue on
the trail. I walked for several more yards behind him and finally grew
tired of the game I was playing and threw the leaf beside the trail
and continued on that mission.
Officer Cory Hart never again
during our tour of duty asked me to camouflage.