I have a hot-versus-cold story I
would like to share with everyone. I was the newbie to my outfit in Hue
during the Tet Offensive of 1968. We had just pulled back to Phu Bai to
regroup, etcetra. The first thing that everyone had in mind was to get
some hot cooked food after getting our barracks hootch. As I was getting
ready to leave enmass with everyone else to go get the food, Doc Tura and
the radioman called out to me to wait-up, that they needed to talk with
me. I sure was anxious for that hot food but decided friends were more
important at that time.
They waited until everyone was gone then
asked me "Doc, Do you really want hot food right now or would you
like a hot shower?" At first I thought that they had flipped out and
here I am with a couple of ???? They saw the look of uncertainy on my face
and cracked up laughing. They then told me that the hot water was turned
off at a certain time and when the hot water was gone it would be ice
cold. Well, I told them "Let's go for the hot water, I sure could
stand a long leisurely shower." So off we go to the showers,
envisioning those others getting the cold showers, etcetra.
Well, we had a long hot soak, then decided
"Now we're ready for that hot food." We're laughing and joking
around as we go over to the messhall to get the HOT CHOW as we're
anticipating the others getting their cold shower. We get quiet as we get
near the messhall and get what the others laughing and yelling, "The
leftovers!" We were getting ribbed about being late for supper,
the whole bit. We didn't say anything, but started chuckling in
anticipation when the first of them hit the showers. We were about halfway
through eating (best food I had in a long time or at least it seemed) when
all at once there was a big shout from the shower area, "Hey . . .
Where's all the @!*&%)# hot water!?"
Did we ever start chortling then---I almost
had to have the Heimlich manuver done on me because I almost choked on a
piece of meat, but managed to get it cleared. Later on all those guys who
had ribbed us admitted that we did indeed have the last laugh on them. Heh-heh-heh.