Red Cross Girls
              In March of 1968 I serving with the 82nd Airborne and was injured in an 
                ambush, we had been stupidly this was really dumb) traveling down a small 
                river in an 12 foot aluminum boat, noisy as hell so of course we got ambushed. I was one of the lucky ones that survived and got sent to a
                hospital on the coast to recover from my wounds. An ideal place, well
              maintained quonset huts with real beds, and RED CROSS GIRLS.
              I had only been there for a day or so when we were visited by the beautiful
                red cross girls (a real model). One of them (with a very short skirt) sat
                on the edge of a
                bunk bed next to a guy with no visible wounds. He started to groan in pain, 
                she moved closer to him and rubbed his head and held him close. He started
              to scream in pain.
              A nurse came and took the confused well-meaning Red Crossgirl away, amidst our laughter.
              Apparantly the guy had had a run in with a prostitutue that gave his
                uncircumcised penis an infection, as a result he had to be circumcised. The
                poor guy couldn't stand the closenest of this beautiful round eye sitting
                on his bed, caressing him, and got a
              erection that caused him excrutiating  pain. Did we ever laugh!
              David Roberts
              3rd Brigade, 1/505, Delta Company